Inside This Issue
1. Book your holiday party
2. Special nights
3. Fun stuff
4. Classifieds
5. Horoscopes
- Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
- I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking" but I don't have that much time. - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- "If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?" - I got thrown out of the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. - There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty blondes were trapped on the escalators.
- When J-J was in Paris last fall, he carefully planned a cunning theft of treasured artwork from the Louvre. He actually suceeded in avoiding security and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured 2 blocks away when he ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and yet make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the VanGogh".
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to a friend.
I post it here because I have nothing Toulouse!
Book Your Private Party Now!
Le Canard offers the best in catering your party. We've got the best buffet selections from which to choose. Check our party buffet menus here. Remember, book now and avoid not getting the date you want. The Rive Gauche private room with a private bar and restrooms, a DJ playing your favorite tunes, and great food. Who could ask for more? For more catering menus click here.
Enjoy Our Special Nights
Every Monday Night is “Dinner With a Loved One” with selected bottled wines at half price along with our great $24.95 prix-fixe dinner! Sponsored by wineracks.com.
Whispers
If you don't see J-J in the dining room, don't be concerned, he's probably in the kitchen congering up some new recipe or taking a nap.
Did you ever wonder where all of our beautiful wine racks come from? Wineracks.com- that's where. They make custom wine racks for any size cellar, display or need. Visit their website and tell them Jean Jacques sent you!
Coming soon our new Cheese and caviar room! Exotic cheeses from all over the world plus some fish eggs thrown in. What will be next?...nobody knows.
What's On The Menu?
If ever you want to find out what's offered, simply call us at 845-339-2003. By the way, J-J wants everyone to know that if you're looking for a dish and you don't see it on the menu, just make a request to your waiter or waitress and J-J will bend over backwards to honor your request.
Moraccan Night is Back!
Come visit us on the first Friday of the month (8PM) for Moroccan Night featuring Middle-Eastern Cuisine & Belly Dancing in the Rive Gauche Club! $25 (Cash Only) reservations ONLY!
Rive Gauche is Open For Parties!
Book your Birthday, Anniversary, Christening, Barmitzvah, Christmas or any special event! Call us for details!
J-J Returns from France
During his recent visit to France, JJ's has announced that his favorite new restaurant is Le Cosy, 26 rue de Mont Thabor, PARIS. Want some more info about this chic eatery? Drop by and talk to him anytime.
Think Christmas Party Now!
That's right, we are taking Christmas party reservations now and if you book before June 30, receive a 10% discount. A 20% non-refundable deposit is required.